Alice's Restaurant Anti-Spam Massacre Movement

The Alice's Restaurant Anti-Spam Massacre MOVEMENT^TM

And the only reason I'm sending you this e-mail now is 'cause you may know somebody in a similar situation. Or YOU may be in a similar situation, and if you're in a situation like that, there's only one thing you can do:

Hit Reply to the spammer and whoever is on the headers, include your standard anti-spam diatribe, type "Spammer—

You can get all the e-mail you want at Alice's Restaurant."

-- and hit Send. You know, if one person, just one person, does it, they may think you're really lame and won't take you off their spam list.

And if two people do it -- in harmony -- they may think you're both jerks and they won't take either of you off the spam list. And if three people do it! Can you imagine three people hittin’ Reply, typin’ a bar of Alice's Restaurant and hittin’ Send? They may think it’s an organization!

And can you imagine ten percent of spam victims per message? I said 2 Hundred Thousand replies per message – hittin’ Reply, typin’ a bar of "Alice's Restaurant" and hittin’ Send? They may think it’s a MOVEMENT, and that’s what it is:

THE ALICE’S RESTAURANT ANTI-SPAM MASSACRE MOVEMENT^TM!--

and all you got to do to join is to Hit Reply (and fax them the diatribe, of course :-) the next time some SPAM comes around on the Internet. With feelin':

The Unabridged, UnCensored, Banned-from-MTV-for-life, Complete-in-its-entirety Massacre
Why Alice's Restaurant? - (and all kinds of things)
Good Anti-Spam Web sites
Anti-spam tactics

In 2001, participants in the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Spam Massacre Movement^TM shut down:

404 Spammer Accounts
121 Spammer Domains/ Web Sites

Most Recent Termination: December 13, 2001

In 2000, participants in the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Spam Massacre Movement^TM shut down:

528 Spammer Accounts
79 Spammer Domains/ Web Sites

In 1999, participants in the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Spam Massacre Movement^TM shut down:

641 Spammer Accounts
102 Spammer Domains/ Web Sites

In 1998, participants in the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Spam Massacre Movement^TM shut down:

222 Spammer Accounts
27 Spammer Domains/ Web Sites

If you get a reply back from the site admin letting you know that a spammer's e-mail account or domain was closed because of your messages, send us a note to anti-spam-counter@sims.net and we'll add your counts to the running total.

Opposing pro-spam legislation

404 Spammer Accounts 121 Spammer Domains/ Web Sites

Most Recent Termination: December 13, 2001

528 Spammer Accounts 79 Spammer Domains/ Web Sites

641 Spammer Accounts 102 Spammer Domains/ Web Sites

222 Spammer Accounts 27 Spammer Domains/ Web Sites

404 Spammer Accounts
121 Spammer Domains/ Web Sites

528 Spammer Accounts
79 Spammer Domains/ Web Sites

641 Spammer Accounts
102 Spammer Domains/ Web Sites

222 Spammer Accounts
27 Spammer Domains/ Web Sites